Surprisingly, I actually enjoyed getting my mail today. One of my favorite catalogues arrived.
Just in time for the big day in their city, Boden has cleverly come up with a game called "Boden Broadcast Bingo". In a special section on the company's website, customers can download "Johnnie's Conjugal Compendium" which includes this clever bingo game you can print for your royal wedding watching on April 29. Boden says it is a game of "buttock-clenching concentration and endurance to test the listening skills of the entire family." There are four bingo playing cards with different words that you need to hear a broadcaster say during the live commentary of the wedding. The cards are printed with words, phrases, or names that will most likely pop up on air by TV anchors and reporters.
Can't you hear Meredith and Matt use some of the words now?
his mother's ring
fairy tale wedding
mail order company
secret honeymoon destination
"A HAPPY HOME IS FILLED WITH
LOVE, PATIENCE, AND AT LEAST TWO TELEVISIONS"
"UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR OTHER HALF's INTERESTS
MAY BORE THE PANTS OFF YOU"
And my favorite
"ALWAYS BRING YOUR WIFE A MORNING CUP OF TEA IN BED"
Need I say more? Until next time, I'm off to fetch my own tea and read my Boden catalogue.